(Source: iraffiruse, via thislookspromising)
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
Hilary Duff - What Dreams Are Made Of
hey now hey now
literally my favorite song ever
(via thislookspromising)
(via lawlinglindsay)
(Source: jessic-eh, via reality-wreckage)
Teenager: I think I'm really ugly, I hate it.
Society: Oh my god what an attention seeking bitch
Teenager: I think I look good today.
Society: You're so full of yourself!
Teenager: I don't know how to act around most people.
Society: Just be yourself, that's all anyone can ask for :)
Teenager: *being herself*
Society: What a freak, what the fuck are you doing you idiot?!
Teenager: *commits suicide*
Society: That's such a shame, she was a great person. People should've told her how amazing she was when she was actually alive rather than wait till now!
(Source: neverlosehopelove, via reality-wreckage)
(Source: lordofthemeangirls, via laughingisbetter)
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